Sarcastic & Humor
The loud one. Lines that get a laugh in the checkout line and a look from the person behind you. Blunt, a little rude, and not apologizing for it.
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The collections
Six collections, five different moods
Five saying-based collections and one for hats and mugs. Browse here, then head to the store to pick a design and what it goes on.
Pick a lane
What each one sounds like
Every design in every collection was written here. The tone changes across the first five, and Hats & Mugs pulls from all of them. The source does not change either way.
Genuine
Lines that mean exactly what they say. No irony, no wink, nothing hiding behind a joke. If you are the kind of person who says what you mean, this is the shelf.
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Sobriety
Written plainly, for people counting days and the people standing next to them. No slogans and no lecture. These are shirts, not a program.
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Mental Health Awareness
Designs about the things that are hard to say out loud. Made to open a conversation rather than close one. Not treatment, not advice, and not a substitute for either.
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Motivation & Inspiration
Short enough to remember on a rough morning. Honest enough that you might actually believe it. The kind of thing you read in the mirror and then go do.
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Hats & Mugs
The same sayings on different canvases. Pulls from every other collection, so anything you find on a shirt might turn up here on a hat or a coffee mug too.
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How ordering works
Four steps, no surprises
01
Find the line
Browse the collections here or straight on the store page until something makes you laugh or makes you stop.
02
Pick what it goes on
Shirt, mug, hat, or poster. The store shows which products each design is available on.
03
Check out on the store
Payment and shipping are handled on the store page. This site never takes your card details.
04
It gets made
Your order is printed after you buy it and shipped by the fulfillment partner. Nothing was sitting in a box waiting.
Questions
Straight answers
On our Printify Pop-Up Store. Every Shop the Store button on this site takes you straight there. Payment, shipping selection, and order confirmation all happen on that page, not on this site.
T-shirts, mugs, hats, and large-format posters. The store page shows exactly which products each design comes on, so you can see every option for it in one place.
No. Everything is made to order after you buy it. There is no warehouse, no inventory, and no clearance rack. That is also why sizes do not sell out the way they do at a retail store.
Brian Rudd, the owner. Every line on this site is original and written in-house. Nothing here is licensed art pulled off a design marketplace.
Yes, and on purpose. The Sarcastic and Humor collection contains explicit language. The other four collections do not, so if you are shopping for something to wear to work, start there.
Please do. Send it through the contact form and Brian reads every one of them himself.
Orders are produced and shipped by our fulfillment partner. Shipping options, costs, delivery estimates, and any return or replacement handling are governed by the policies shown at checkout on the store page. Our Shipping and Returns page explains how that works.
No. They are not affiliated with, endorsed by, or partnered with any recovery program, treatment provider, hotline, or nonprofit. They are shirts, written by one person, and they are not support or treatment.
A mixed collection built around the product rather than the tone. Designs from any of the other collections may show up there printed on a hat or a coffee mug. If you want the saying on your head or next to your coffee instead of on a shirt, that is where to look.
Austin, Texas. There is no storefront and nowhere to walk in. Everything happens online, and orders ship anywhere the fulfillment partner ships.
Go pick one
The store has the rest
Sizes, colors, products, and checkout all live on the store page.